(Source: bodyrock)

lesionsinmybrain:

18kt skull carved with an Australian fire opal brain.

lesionsinmybrain:

18kt skull carved with an Australian fire opal brain.

— Keep adding. This pleases me so much. (via totoannihilation)

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I’m talking about the fact that my “friend” Lucille Austero bought our company and I think she’s going for a power grab, that bitch! […] She’d love to get at me any way she could.

(Source: its-arrested-development)

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

notmusa:

ok but just this once

elysean:

Broken moon of what?
I KNOW, I KNOW.

Kristen Stewart

(Source: sarark)

micdotcom:

Yep, Thor is now a woman

In an announcement this morning on The View, Marvel revealed that the character of Thor — the thunder god of Norse mythology made famous through decades of comics and most recently in the movies starring Chris Hemsworth — will become a woman.

"Thor, the God of Thunder, he messed up, and he’s no longer worthy to hold that damn hammer of his. For the first time in history, that hammer is being held by a woman," said host Whoopi Goldberg.

But it’s not the first time Thor has changed forms.

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thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

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ladiesloveloki:

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

(Source: suedescripture)

2econdp2iioniic:

flomation:

Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat

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